1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes me think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Stop bringing lunch from home: Eat out more.
7. Get in a whole NEW rut!
8. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
9. Make pizza a major food group.
10. Create loose ends.
11. Get more toys.
12. Get further in debt.
13. Start believing politicians.
14. Break at least one traffic law.
15. Fly more.
16. Take a bath every other day.
17. Associate with even worse business clients.
18. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.
19. Wait around for opportunity.
20. Focus on the faults of others.
21. Mope about faults.
22. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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